Monday, January 31, 2011

Bow Tie With Dress Shirt?

Handbook of questions and answers for teenage daughters. Weddings

Year 2024, the dialogue between Porco now close to sixty and teenage daughters.
"Dad you ever smoked? "
" Never taste in the mouth and the smell of smoke on my fingers sucks " (true)" also if I started smoking my sports performance would fall " (true)
" Dad Have you ever taken drugs? "
" Of course not! If you take me? "
" maddài, not even a cane? "
" You heard what I said before? Canna equal to smoking, the answer is no! "
(vero! Eccheccazzo, now I send to bed without dinner and not come out for a week)
"not even an acid, a tablet, when you went to dance?"
"So I said no! And then I danced and Smooth Unified Caribbean. When you dance you have these things: keep time if not stamped his foot to your lady, lead your lady with me because the dancers do not drive, change shape every 8 bars otherwise it becomes boring and monotonous dancing, listening to music, have the perception of your body, your body along with the lady and the couple in the midst of other couples dancing. Especially fun to do these things. Do you think that one can descend an acid if it is to do these things? "
(vero! Sacrosanct truth, and not go into the technical details not to humiliate your boyfriends)


" seee stuff for years 80 ... but you could not go to dance music a bit 'trendy?
"Eccerto! But I enjoyed the same "
" And Dad would tell me that you never got drunk, I do not. "
" No, in fact, but without ever losing control "
(false, but I always used my legs; and if you pursue us with ...)
"Have not believe it, my uncle told me that James (?!?) filters to the great"
"Uncle James sees too many movies ..."
(the temptation is: " two times I lost control, you and your sister .. ", but it is false and I was perfectly sober).
"but runs rumor that the first meeting with the mother you went to drink "
" is not true we went to the theater "
(false: three negroni head but we stood up to big)
" voice that always runs the other hand have had a few drinks' and you have her home, and were also in motion ... "
" I am not. (false, damn it! Who told you that?) Who is this source? "
" Several confirmation .. Aunt Love, Aunt Sweet ... "
" impossible ... "
" and that after you went to train and smelled of alcohol and Lotzu Master, who was your instructor, told me that he got angry and I has made a heavy workout and you move-I quote-with the speed of a snake and the grace of a butterfly and now brings this example, twenty years later those who are able to perform exceptional performance even under not to shine.
"The Tzu said this to me?"
"Do not mention your name specifically but the teacher talks about his first student," first "with a capital P, his favorite pupil and talks about his temperament, his personality and his particular skill with the short stick and long, his speed and skill that led him to be among the best students of the school. "
" The Really Tzu said so ... "
" Of course! Agata true? it is because you also said the six episode when you wash the beer coaster as an example of focus "
" Well ... yes .... well ... it went something like this, in fact quell'allenamento has passed into history, I remember him always as if it were now ... .. but why are you laughing? "What the hell ... ... .. occazzo .... bluffed that prick !.... you ... "
" Yeah, Dad ... the Chosen One you know he never compliments Lotzu "

Sunday, January 30, 2011

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Yesterday we were at a wedding. Move the whole band (Porco, Genia and Chips) was a good exercise in logistics. We arrived 59 minutes late, then in the middle of tolerance, just in time to see the launch of rice.

married one of my friends to play the Dungeons and Dragons.
He was 17 years without a dad with a little sister, mom and a full activities in bankruptcy. He devoted his remaining years to raise the asset (property administrators) and the family business. Never had a girl. Not that he was gay, but never managed to deepen a relationship. While her sister has made her life: she married, she went to live in Belgium, he has always lived with his mother and is always dedicated to the family and family activities.
Two years ago, fell in love with a Moldavian girl and the problems started: the report was opposed by the family that this person believed that a girl just pointed to his heritage and he had the courage to leave home and go live with her. They were married yesterday at the wedding and there were only his friends, the family was a close cousin. Here I will
I meant.

For readers: the bride was beautiful, had a simple dress with shoulder pads (or cold) but with a stole of ermine on his back (yes I know ... what can I say). I am posting some pictures at least judge for yourself.
We arrived late. Even at lunch. We arrived early that they were serving, Porco family and other families with children relegated to the table as far away and hid with musicians. However I did bring an appetizer and cocktail with non-alcoholic drink. We ate from God. The girls were fantastic. One has stayed and pacifiers. The other ate and danced (in empty dancefloor with the song "how does the crocodile"). Then they gave up and we had to return to base before the wedding cake. Patience.

I like a lot of marriages as well as eating because you know a lot of people. Here, there was a bit ' and too many Forzitalioti Lionsclubbiani for my taste. Besides, this marriage had come only to those who loved him to my friend. Yes, unfortunately he is a militant Forzaitalia. But I thought that was the case yesterday to sit good good.


Justin

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simply leave you with pictures of the cake I made for today and go to sleep tonight because I did zollettina the circus and I have to recover a virtually sleepless night .. Kisses!




Friday, January 28, 2011

Paschal Candle Stickers

time to say: Bimbasara

After we lost the Bimbasara.
We knew that sooner or later he would have flown to England to study English and will return no earlier than 6 months. It is a bye but will be greatly missed, mostly fail to Chip that he saw more as a playmate that baby sitter and that was the evidence Genia how is a nineteen year old house. I remember it to this post:
here

here and here

leave us over to his (lovely) presence (we have modern well-hidden from the pimps and pimps), a series of animal sounds generated by a creativity that only a former Waldorf student could invent, exceptional: the Snail, the Koala, the Camel, the Dauphin, the Marmot and The Chameleon.

Then there is the expression "Yuck!" That indicates disgust, even if I claim myself.

There is also the sequence in a low voice almost whispered: "meow, meow, meow ..." and chips, shouting "Miaooooohhhooooo"

And this dialogue between Porco and Bimbasara that borders the best heights of theatrical prose: Pork, Genia and Bimbasara lunch together.

P: Chip: ".... As long as you live with Mom and Dad you can not do tattoos or piercings or ..."

G: "seee, as if these were the important things ..."

P " Sure enough that we ask you to take Sarah as a model. ... ... good student ... ... soap and water travels to learn a language ... a good model "

B:" ... uh, well ... I am a tattoo there I "

P:" as you have a tattoo !!!??? "

B:" Well ... yes ... back ... "

P" on the back !!???"

B: "Um ... yes. ... Lower back ..."

P "on the butt??
!!!!"
B: "no ... well ... well .... Yes, that's"

P: "occazzo ..." Silence ...

.

P: "Well, at least you do not have pierced ..."

B: "... ..."

P: "Even those ????!!!!"

B: "Yes, one, but is hidden ..." indicating with a nod down

B: "navel! Navel! "

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Serious Bubbling In My Stomach

time to say: Justin

They opened a gym (the one with the weights in) near my house, so they are" forced "to convert the subscription to the gym Justin (where I was temporarily parked awaiting inauguration) with this one. So I will not see more Giàstin unless they come to us to shoot his cock while the gym is the same chain. However, we hope all

that there will be another Giàstin, which perhaps will be called Chevin. Meanwhile there is a Pablo (the owner) who unfortunately for possible ideas of my blog has been a serious person, competent in martial arts. He wants to introduce more than the usual aerobics, Gag, and similar courses in martial arts "for dummies".

Dummie And surely there will be some challenge to which I will reply saying that my Master has prohibited us to fight because the practitioners of the plum blossoms is forbidden by the monastery.
C "because it is forbidden?"
P: "because we train to hit the opponent a single time."
Or something like that. However

pending Chevin manifests itself in all its splendid coglioneria, I leave the last fragment of a dialogue I had with Justin, we are a bit 'far from the glaring lights of the martial arts for a few months ago and that is why that I have not transcribed in the blog.

J: "You train always late, you can not come before?"

P: "I can not, I have two girls, my friend needs help, and until 10 pm I can not leave the house"

J: "But excuse but come the afternoon then!"

P: "And who goes to work?"

J "Oh, do you work?"

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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In outsourcing

The Amanda and I were a fairy tale autocommissionati head on pigs and frogs.
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This is mine.













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Monday, January 24, 2011

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Chip Cons: It 'Feminism? Chip

gave at Christmas "The Merry Farm" is a plastic-coated metal container that opens like a book and there are locations on the farm on which to draw may put the magnets with the characters, animals and objects of the farm. All

Tiny pieces, easily swallowed. The perfect gift for someone who has 20 months and who gave it has certainly looked at the label that says "3 + years."

Oh well, we do not do controversy

... ... What then is paired with the "Meccano in wood - the Little Carpenter" I'm fucking Santa Claus is so determined to give my family for almost 40 years .
This time there was a "4 + years." Meccano wood contained a hammer, a screwdriver, pliers, various screws and bolts, a work table in miniature, vices and chucks. Instead of the "Little Carpenter seemed" Little Torquemada "


spoke of the happy farm with magnetic characters, Dad, Mom and children Anna and Jack. While I would have thought that the first magnets were lost eggs, chicks and butterflies (half a cm square of each magnet) are really missing the father (the largest figure except for the tractor and thresher) and Giacomino are the only two male figures of the human group.

begin to make associations of concern: ... male torture table disappeared ...

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Tomorrow is my birthday. But I'm a bit like Queen Marie Antoinette: the festivities to the bitter end, before and after! Saturday came the life of my friends at home (the cake was decorated but had not, so no pics), tonight for dinner mom with my brother and my uncles, because today is also the birthday of my aunt, Sunday , since my sister performs them on February 3, celebrate together halfway between his and mine. And then tomorrow? Tomorrow tons of sushi and ice cream flavor "egg" with my maritinoooooo!

actually post this cake to celebrate more than me, is to celebrate my aunt who is also injured in these days! I leave with pictures of the cake for tonight, just know that a cake Aunt Rosa! ;-) Good

compleAnimo !!!!!!! I will bi





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I will try that pair of shoes ...

This is just been a faticacciaaaaaaaaaa!! And, kale, is far from perfect! I again found that it is difficult to create square shapes with sugar paste, even worse if the whole is to support a cake of sponge lower than the scatoa! However
the birthday was very happy and then so are you! Again, I thank those who contacts me and gives me the opportunity to experiment and improve.



Sunday, January 23, 2011

Harold Und Kumar Party

Cons: The Furs

They got a fur coat to Patali


is a kind of "top" of leopard spots in purple and lilac. It fastens with a satin ribbon that leaves the semi-open and keep open the front to the navel.

reminds me of the wardrobe Jamie Lee Curtis in "A seat for two."

I understand that the fashion-whore look underage. But the target "Chip 20 months" seems a bit 'forced.

Usually you try Chip welcomes new clothes, but this would not hear. She started to cry ("nununu" and "slowly away") and then I asked her if she wanted to do a testimonial for the post against the manufacture and marketing of pelts.

"You know that to make this fur, a purple plush leopard will no longer see his mother?"

She then said "Meow?"

I said, "almost no, Aah-oh, but Miaooooh"

[translation: "the leopard is a cat?", "no almost, like the tiger but like a big cat"]

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Virtus Entella-Valenzana


The Valencian leaves the synthetic Chiavari with a tie. On paper, the result might seem positive, but when you consider that the Rossoblu have been achieved five minutes from the 90 ', the regret is. So Virtus Entella-ending Valencian 1 to 1, with the momentary advantage, "goldsmith" Armor of the 23 'of recovery and the coolant tank like the 40'. Besides the two networks have not seen a race exciting, indeed. The delicate stakes held back the show. However, the competitive point of view the two teams have done its homework better.
The study phase is broken at the 3 'to Masi for Entella, with a fireball just wide. In fifteen minutes we test the Valencian, with Ridolfi, all alone in that area receives a cross from the right and catches without fail, but the dish is on the side. At the 36 'height Cargiolli affects the penalty area, the goal seems to be made, but the ball soars high and ends. At the beginning of recovery is done under the Valencian, but the conclusion of Montanari is rejected by a defender. At 23 'local defense missed a hallway, pounced on the ball Corazza that face to face with Paroni realizes the' 1 to 0 of Valencian. The rossoblu after about 10 'they try again, but the conclusion is blocked by dangerous Montanari Paroni. At 38 'to a corner creates a Entella keeps on hitting in front of Serena, Marrazzo takes a sure shot, but rejects the pole leather. It 's the prelude to the goals of equal, which reaches 39': cross from the right and from the coolant tank top position is not wrong.
Given the number of draws, with this result, the ranking does not change it for the Valencian nor for Entella. Sunday the rossoblu to receive the Municipal leaders Pro Patria.

Virtus Entella-Valenzana 1-1

Goals: 23 'ST Corazza (Val), 39' coolant tank (En V.).

Virtus Entella: Paroni, Quintavalle, Pondaco, Zaccanti (15 'ST Scantamburlo), Merlin, Russian, Favret (32' St Marrazzo) Cargiolli, mVasoio, Prison, Masi (28 'St Soragna).
Coach: Cristiano Bacci.

Valenzana: Serena, Benvenga, De Stefano (13 'Allen St), Arrigoni, Drudi, Narducci, Affatigato, Montanari, Ridolfi (30' St Bachlechner), Palace (28 'St Caponi), Corazza.
Coach: Roberto Rossi.
Referee: Marco Lobina of Cagliari.

Notes: Quintavalla ammonites, Merlin, Favret, Affatigato and Arrigoni.

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Como-Valencian-Mezzocorona


Ends 0 for 0 awaited match of the stadium by the lake from Como and Alexandria. A result that is close to the blue room, which managed to cause problems on several occasions the Greys. The Mandrogne perhaps have suffered very much a compromise pitch. However, in the latter match the Alexandria seems to have lost the enamel of the first round. So it is less specific than the rest of next Sunday, to recharge the batteries in Bonomi and his companions.
Race starts with Como forward in an attempt to break the deadlock: the first Riva, then Villar (between 15 'and 25') are burning the hands Serve. On the alessandrinho report a bolide Cross by sixteen feet, well saved by Castelli. The half-hour-a better understanding Martini Scappini see it blow up the local port, although defiladed left to the bottom line, but the attempt to call the ball in the middle of the defense fails on Como.
The second half started with a 'personal action of Maah, exceeding servile, but you can see the scalp on the line by a defender replied Mandrogne. They spend a few seconds and try to Martini, but the razor in diagonal is blocked by Castelli. The Como grows and grays are in trouble: On 36 'Riva takes Bardelloni well served by a safe hit, but the ball is a little high. At 41 'the Como goes online, but the linesman signals offside a free-kick from the left, at the far post Maah header, the ball is saved on the line by an extraordinary intervention of servility, but the rebound of the goalie puts the French player network. But, in fact, the employee sees an outside arbitrator.
By this point, the third in the Alexandria engages Spal (who loses in Pavia) but you see approaching the sixth on the list, or Bassano, victorious in Sorrento.

Alexandria-Como 0-0

Alexandria: Serve, Pucino, Bonomi, Romeo, Cammarota, Damonte, Negrini (Cuneaz) Camillucci, Scappini (Arctic), Martini (Bondi), Cross.
Coach: Maurizio Sarri.

Como: Castles, Maggioni, Conti, Magli, Fautario (Da Dalt), Riva, Filipe (Fortunato), Bardelloni, Villar (Scardina), Franco, Maah.
Coach: Carlo Garavaglia.

Referee: Michael Gallo of Barcellona Pozzo di Gotto.

Notes: corners 4 to 2 for Como. Ammon Camillucci, Fautario, Bonomi. Attendance about 1000.

Friday, January 21, 2011

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Psychology Sports Psychology II

We talked about the lessons of sports psychology course for instructors


This gave me an opportunity to make a list of the reasons that prompted me to do kung fu.


As the only supreme and Why: The Way To The quest for immortality, so it's a kind of Case No. 0 and therefore out of the rankings.

So why do Kung Fu?

1. Reason secret and tell you in person (at least come to the feast of chips)

2. Reason boring about health, feeling good ... the usual bullshit.

3. Same thing about the ego, the self-esteem, confidence and other nonsense.

4. If Po Kung Fu Panda has been raised from the ground with a flash, I do not see why there I should be able

5. Kung Fu Panda is an autobiographical film. At least in the first part of the film

6. In the case of post-nuclear scenario like "Night of the Living Dead" and "I Am Legend" might be useful to know the KF

7. Bruce Lee is the best actor of all time.

8. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris , but only because he was a science fiction movie

9. The Tzu who laughs when I pull the kick in the ribs saying it had withheld the blow. And I laugh too.

10. Bruce Lee was played by Chuck Norris fully rigged.

11. Potato chip that mimics the movement of arms when I mei hua chuan the .

12. The chips that tell me that their boyfriends make them despair and I'll say, "Do not worry Dad thinks"

Thursday, January 20, 2011

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sport

Sunday was the lesson of the course instructor. The teacher on duty was a psychologist and we talked about the motivational aspects of the athletes. Because one takes a sport, because he wants to do racing, he will not do it, how to give motivation to the athletes, etc. etc..


In one part of the lesson talked about how many athletes (90%) stop playing sports because children are initiated activity racing to 9-10 years mainly because of their parents. As always their fault. Rightly need someone to blame. However, my first swimming race I did in 8 years (I used the third grade, 1975), in the Olympic pool of the "citadel of sport" of Syracuse.

was a 25 m freestyle in the big pool, in the sense that it started with a dive from the blocks and we stopped halfway. It was a race to go from being "pre-competitive" all'agonistico a limited number of 25 meters and had to be done in a certain time and were taken the best year-old.

was a beautiful sunny day, the pool was open and I had the usual costume of black Speedo I called Spead. I still have photos of the swim start. I came last. On the other hand are a breaststroker and freestyle me makes me shit. And I told him my parents that I was not good at freestyle. Eccheccazzo. Mica has died.

Well, now I'm pissed off.

For the record. My sister came in third (but she had the green costume of Diana) and the course pre-agonist accepted only by 10 years. Both me and my sister we were under-age: her one-year, two-I. She atlteta true.

more ...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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sponge

by popular demand is the recipe for sponge cake! Actually I did not invent anything, I just got a bit of information here and there, from blogs that I follow and I got my recipe ideal, bearing in mind also "needs" of my oven fighter! ;-)



begin!


Doses for a sponge cake like the picture:

- 180 g flour

- 180 g Sugar

- 6 medium eggs at room temperature ABSOLUTELY, if you have them in the refrigerator, remove the first two hours (I never use the Large or X-large and then I'll explain why)

- vanilla extract (possibly natural, but in an emergency it's OK to vanillin)

- QB

Butter - Baking: 20 cm diameter - Height 8 Inches


First butter the pan. Brush well with melted butter all corners, including the outer edges because all the arid lands could potentially "halt" the rising.

Beat eggs with sugar and vanilla until at least five-fold increase their volume. In Gerco is said "as long as they do not write" (ie removing the long whips, what cola takes a moment to riamalgamarsi with the rest of the dough). If you have the planet, will need up to 15 minutes at maximum speed, but if the common use whips, alas, make yourself comfortable because it will take half an hour. The rise of the PDS depends on how well fitted the eggs because as you noted, there is no yeast!

Once installed, add the flour in 3 or 4 times sieving. Mixed from top to bottom, and careful not to sink the flour because otherwise you find yourself at the end when all paid in the pan! I for convenience and to avoid risking the bowl slightly inclined.

Then, bake at 160 degrees (I have a convection oven) for the first 20 minutes (but do not open the oven until at least the ones) and then lower the temperature to 150 degrees and put a wooden spoon in oven door so that it remains ajar. Finish the cooking so it will take about 25 minutes.

Always check with a skewer.

The sponge cake baked at low temperature because otherwise you burn out and not cooked inside. If you happen to notice that darkens trppo, yet lowered the oven temperature (140 °), it will take longer, but at least you will not have to throw everything!

If it swells in the middle, quite often, when I remove from oven let cool 5 minutes, then remove from pan and place back in the same but in reverse. Once cold it will be nice and flat cylindrical from both the parties.

Done!

beginning I said that I do not use other eggs outside of the average because I know that those with the proportion is correct: 1 egg - 30 g sugar - 30 g of flour.

with eggs larger offsets.

If you have larger pans, choose accordingly, it is important that the pan is full to 3 / 4 before baking.

I hope to be helpful ...





A big kiss, Sara

Monday, January 17, 2011

I'm At Reception In Spanish

When art meets art

do this type of cake, believe it or not, is an art. I am not saying presumption or otherwise, but there it is, to realize them are the same requirements that are + 1 to any artist of any discipline to do well in their work, and they are: inspiration, technique (learned) dowry (natural), love and passion for their work. The +1 in this case is: do not poison the customer! ^______^
I made this assumption because the cake I am presenting today is the result of all that I listed before and it was a special occasion for me to merge different art forms.
I'm happy.





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Under the cover ... *** ***

tardiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii as Mamma Mia!! I have no apologies for having stalled so much!
;-) Sorry, but between the holidays and the abuse of panettone, cakes, and I did not do so the blog was a little bit left! But here I am back on track the most energetic and motivated than ever with the goal during this year to give a true change in my working life, we meet the little fingers, I hope to done ... a good lab to crank out and give free rein to my desire to create!

In this post I'll put a nice roundup of photo tutorial to show how filling for cakes, dismotrazione to the fact that, yes, and yes they are edible, they are good !!!!!

So, by doing so, I hope to answer the question, "But inside, what is it?" ;-)))

The sponge

The sponge cake sliced \u200b\u200b

first layer of stuffing: Chantilly

Second layer: Whipped cream and raspberries (dusted with sugar)

third and final layer: Chantilly

coverage in this case, with butter cream

course, all disks were wet sponge.
The butter cream is replaced, depending on the combinations, from white or dark chocolate ganache and in some cases with the whipped cream.